Acute Case of Wednesday One-Liners

Female coworker to another: You look so cute! I didn't recognize you!

--Hudson & Vandam

Buff man carrying small, pink, frilly umbrella: I better not hear anyone call me cute.

--Canal & Mulberry

Overheard by: Courtney Messer

Chick on cell: Mom, cute is a puppy dog. Cute is an Anne Geddes photo. Cute is not a 25-year-old guy fluent in sarcasm. Stop trying to set me up with him.

--Hudson St

Woman looking at Salvador Dali painting: That is so cute!

--Guggenheim Museum

Overheard by: Does she kill puppies for fun?