Girl: This friend of mine, her cat killed an endangered bird… in Germany. They had to bury it, like, three feet underground. –Queens-bound E train Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie Dude on cell: I saw Tim Burton on an interview the other day, and I said to my cat, ‘Snicket, behold a man who has never yet combed his hair!’ –AMDA entrance Overheard by: McKinley’s Friend Girl: And her cat and my cat are, like, really close… –BX26 bus Guy: I mean, I don’t even eat cat… –14th St & 5th Ave Guy to friend: No, cocaine. Cats really like cocaine! –Whole Foods, Union Square Overheard by: Kerri