Girl on cell: You raised me around drug addicts, and now they’re the only people I like… I don’t do drugs, I’m just drawn to the addicts! –28th & Park Guy: If you rub the gerbil in Vaseline and then dip it in cocaine, it just slips right up there. –The Village Chick: That’s what happens when you sniff baking powder — anyone would be shaking… –LIRR Overheard by: tanechka Girl on cell: I know! I really need to stop calling my mom when I’m on coke. –Waverly & Broadway Overheard by: Spends 40K To Hear This Shit Security guard to another: Just keep your eyes peeled, man… That’s the third crack pipe we’ve had in here in two years. –ABC Carpet & Home store, 18th & Broadway Overheard by: Shadey Chick: Well, I was supposed to be a part-time barista, but I was actually a full-time coke-head. –Sullivan St, Soho Man to entire train: It’s hard to tolerate you, because you would have been nothing but a drug dealer in the ’80s! –6 train Overheard by: xan