Chick: … So she had sex with both Rush Limbaugh and Bernie Kerik? Ewww, I wouldn’t want to be her vagina! –10 E 53rd St Overheard by: I thought ewww, too Fat latina: You mean it don’t shake and jump up and down? Girl, what kinda clit do you have? –Stanton & Clinton Old guy sweeping sidewalk: You won’t see me begging for no pussy. No way. –118th & 5th Overheard by: robin b Girl in skirt to boy, both standing in the cold: If you could see my undercarriage right now you would see that it’s quivering. –21st & Broadway Guy on cell: Yeah, girl. Well, just wait, ’cause I’m gonna terrorize your pussy tonight. –Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: Peter Rice Lesbian: … So I was like, ‘Fine, bitch. You can shove your own fucking fingers up your own fucking cooch. I’m going to put on my clothes and sit in the corner and change my Facebook status…’ –Restroom, Stuyvesant High School Teen boy: I ate too much pussy. Now I have pussy poisoning. –Penn Station Overheard by: sara swank