Burly construction worker: Nah, I’m telling you, man. You got it all wrong. Apple turnover is one of those little cake things. –39th St, between 8th & 9th Checkout lady holding up customer’s pear on counter: What the hell is this?! –Key Food, East Village Overheard by: J Guy: … I didn’t know why she was chewing on a pickle with an inflated glove over one eye. –Columbia University Overheard by: McFreaky Coworker: I’m just saying, broccoli is the least respected vegetable in the vegetable kingdom. You can’t argue that. –Madison Ave Overheard by: Georgia Peach Conductor after train pulls into station: Mrew! Mrew! Apples and bah-nay-nays! –7 train Drunk lady on cell: So, I’ve been pinned against the wall all night by a woman telling me about her bowel movements… And to top it all off, I found avocadoes on sale today for 99 cents! –St. Mark’s & 5th, Park Slope