Wednesday One-Liners Won't Remember This Tomorrow

Little girl on dad's shoulders: Hmmm. Beer. I'm not really a fan of that anymore.

--Outside MSG

Overheard by: eric p

Guy on cell: Dude, I'm sayin', it's like every single time we have sex she is drunk! Sooo drunk... [Sighs.]

--Canal St

20-something chick on cell: Well, they do say alcohol solves problems...

--Houston & 1st Ave

Overheard by: Chris

NJ transit conductor: We are now approaching New York Penn Station. If you are traveling with any small children, the elderly, or drunk people, please escort them off of the train -- maybe by the hand -- because there is a wide gap between the train and the platform.

--Penn Station

Mom to wobbling little girl: Are you a drunken sailor? Drunken sailor, yay!

--Liberty St & South End Ave

Overheard by: julia

British girl to two friends: ... And I knew he was drunk that night because he fell over.

--R train from Brooklyn

Overheard by: Mark