Yes, Is This the Registrar? I'd Like to Request a Single

Guy: Dude, you want to see my balls?
Roommate: [Silence.]
Guy: I just shaved my balls.
Roommate: [Silence.]
Guy: Dude, just touch my balls. They're smooth, just touch them with your elbow.
Roommate: [Silence.]
Guy: Ew! Dude, you just touched my balls with your elbow!

--Fordham University