Though They Do Buy Pasta at Whole Foods...

Dude #1: Eh, those two cans should be okay.
Dude #2: No. That's fucking not enough.
Dude #3: Dude, you're not fucking listening to me -- we're only doubling the recipe, not quadrupling it. Stop just fucking thinking of yourself!
Dude #4: You're not listening to me! Look at the fucking recipe -- if we've got one pound of rigatoni...
Angry woman: Excuse me, there are children here. You need to watch your language.
Dude #1 to Dude #2: I will fucking slap you so hard...
Dude #3 to angry woman: My roommates actually aren't gay...

--Whole Foods, Union Square