And That Was When Fat Albert Went Straight

Five thugs ascending subway steps see cop on the street: Ho! The pigs! Oink! Busted! [They run and one starts breathing heavily, wheezing.]
Cop: Maybe you should have taken the elevator.
Fat thug: Shit! There's an elevator?! Where's the elevator?! [After they all go to look for the elevator] There's no elevator! He tricked us!

--Lorimer St, Brooklyn