Speaking of Cheesy Things?

JAP #1: Oh my god, is that how you spell 'quiche'? I always thought it was spelled K-E-E-S-H. That is a really weird spelling.
JAP #2: Yeah, that is a totally weird spelling.
JAP #1: And I'm usually such a good speller!
JAP #2: Yeah, you are totally such a good speller! ... Have you ever seen Sixteen Candles?

--Whole Foods, Union Square

Overheard by: unhipster