Frat Boys Are Born, Not Made

Four-year-old boy to random woman: Why did the skeleton go out to dinner?
Woman: Why?
Four-year-old boy: Because he wanted to get some ribs! [Boy and brother laugh hysterically.]
Boys' mom: Oh, Benjamin, you're so shy.
Four-year-old boy: I'm not shy! I talk a lot because I'm drunk! [Ladies nearby laugh, mother blushes.] ... I farted.

--LIRR