Girl looking in mirror: You know what? I would make a really good-looking crack whore.
Boy: What? … Probably.

–Weinstein Residence Hall, NYU

Overheard by: Emily


Headline by: Ethan


Runners-Up:
· “All he heard was “whore”" – Marigumi
· “Holding the mirror between her legs” – anne nahm
· “I’ll agree with whatever gets me laid” – Dustin
· “Lose a few teef, add a few bruises, I be shinin’” – Dingolite
· “This Is Your Brain on Uggs” – NK




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