When She Gets Mad at One, I Trot Out Another

Male coworker: ... And that's how I lost all feeling in my fingers.
Female coworker: Man, that's fucked up.
Male coworker: I am fucked up. I used to try and have four different personalities.
Female coworker: I remember that. You still doing that shit?
Male coworker: Only with my girlfriend.

--Starbucks

Overheard by: Jacqui