Wednesday One-Liners Need a Homing Device

Late-20s woman: Up until six months ago, I thought Europe was a country. I just didn't know...

--6 train

Overheard by: 21 and knows better

Social butterfly: Williamsburg? Where is that? Pennsylvania?

--Broadway & Bond

Overheard by: the bfd

Dude: What? You're not from Illinois, you're from Chicago!

--Cheesecake Factory

Female tourist: Where's Chicago, again? Oh, that's here in New York, right?

--Outside Yankee Stadium

Overheard by: Genissimo

Astonished woman: Los Angeles is not a state!

--Outside Javits Center

Overheard by: Tara

Asian tourist chick: Is this considered the West coast?

--Max Brenner, Union Square