Man on cell: Dude, don’t worry about it — your urethra is only two inches long. –St. Mark’s Place Overheard by: LC Skinny, sour-faced guy: Would you mind not clapping so loud? It hurts my ears. –Big Apple Circus Overheard by: Susan Volchok College guy to friend: It’s just your body saying no, but after a while it stops. –NYU dorm 20-something dude: My parents don’t think I am responsible enough to move to the city ever since I cut my fingers off. –28th & 3rd Conductor: I can’t move this train if you hangin’ halfway out of it. Move all the way in when the doors close. [Doors start to close, fail.] All the way in means no legs, arms, or asses be hangin’ out no doors! –6 train, 77th St stop