Dad to two little kids: Hurry. Hurry! Daddy just crapped himself! –27th & 7th Man on cell: Yeah, at that point it was just one stool sample too many… –In front of Brooklyn Academy of Music Overheard by: TMI College dude to girlfriend in loud whisper: I took such a good shit today. [Girlfriend smiles and kisses him.] –PATH station, 14th St Overheard by: Abby Girl: So I woke up the next morning, looked over, and there was a human shit a foot away from my head. –Purity Diner, Park Slope Guy: That Mary Poppins… she’s a spoonful of shit! –Times Square