Homeless man sitting on ground holding up peeled banana: … And now for my John Wayne Bobbit imitation… Aaauuuggghhh! –38th & Lex 20-something girl: Oh my god! I just realized how much Darth Vader sounds like Ralph Nader! –8th St & Broadway Overheard by: EJ Little boy: Oprah, save me! –1 train Overheard by: amused tourist Hot Asian chick: I want to go, but do we have enough David Hasselhoff shirts to last us the whole weekend? –140th & Broadway Overheard by: Shringle Guy chatting up girl: Yeah, this is a real celebrity hangout. There are probably famous people in here right now, we just don’t know who they are. –The Spotted Pig