The Greek-house effect.

Frat boy #1: It's so f-in' cold in here.
Frat boy #2: Yeah, where's the global warming when you need it?

--Subway restaurant near Wall St



Headline by: Dave Faith

Runners-Up:
· "Dubya's College Years Were Ripe With Wit" - Katie
· "It's Busy Killing Your Grandchildren" - bowloftoast
· "It's Busy Melting the Pounds Off Jared" - David Bowers
· "It's Truly Inconvenient" - Nicolbee
· "Just wait a few years and it'll be wireless" - karl


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