Frat boy #1: It’s so f-in’ cold in here.
Frat boy #2: Yeah, where’s the global warming when you need it? –Subway restaurant near Wall St Headline by: Dave Faith Runners-Up: · “Dubya’s College Years Were Ripe With Wit” – Katie · “It’s Busy Killing Your Grandchildren” – bowloftoast · “It’s Busy Melting the Pounds Off Jared” – David Bowers · “It’s Truly Inconvenient” – Nicolbee · “Just wait a few years and it’ll be wireless” – karl
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