Wednesday One-Liners for Steve Guttenberg

Tall, broad cop speaking loudly and very slowly to disabled man: Now, if you took that cane and swung it and aimed it, and you hit that guy in the head, that was not an accident.

--Ramp to pedestrian lane of Brooklyn Bridge

Overheard by: Audrey

Traffic cop with megaphone: I never drove one of these things before!

--34th & Broadway

Guy: So, they found him sleeping in the dumpster again so they reported it to his commanding officer. And he's like, 'Why is is this officer sleeping in a dumpster when he's supposed to be out on patrol?'

--N train

Overheard by: sara n.

Perky queer: ... So then I played a cop! And I beat a guy up!

--76th & Broadway

Overheard by: Harriet Vane