Tall, broad cop speaking loudly and very slowly to disabled man: Now, if you took that cane and swung it and aimed it, and you hit that guy in the head, that was not an accident. –Ramp to pedestrian lane of Brooklyn Bridge Overheard by: Audrey Traffic cop with megaphone: I never drove one of these things before! –34th & Broadway Guy: So, they found him sleeping in the dumpster again so they reported it to his commanding officer. And he’s like, ‘Why is is this officer sleeping in a dumpster when he’s supposed to be out on patrol?’ –N train Overheard by: sara n. Perky queer: … So then I played a cop! And I beat a guy up! –76th & Broadway Overheard by: Harriet Vane