Wednesday One-Liners Have a Passion for Fashion

Man on cell: I had a great time last night... Yeah, I got home really late, too. I lost my scarf, but I gained a boa... [Louder] A boa... [Louder still] A boa... Black.

--Q train over Manhattan Bridge

Overheard by: Tyler

Crazy hipster: I always suspected them of wearing coats!

--L train

Overheard by: brian Sabowski

Chick: You know, if you lift your skirt up and the guy still doesn't respond, maybe you should give up the ghost.

--Marquee, 26th & 10th

Dude: You know, it's probably because the aluminum foil in your fedora is melting.

--Gramercy Park

Overheard by: i work with this

Girl: I was, like, covered in beer. I didn't even know where my skirt was.

--6th St & 2nd Ave

Dude on cell: ... But when you're sick, you don't wear pants.

--Red Cat, 10th Ave

Tourist girl, excited: I just bought this 100 percent cashmere scarf for five bucks! I just gotta find out what kinda fabric it's made out of.

--Chinatown

Overheard by: Jen & Paul