Little old lady to little old hubby: Fuck you, Dick, I am not crossing against the light! I can’t do it. Fuck you! –Houston & LaGuardia Overheard by: Almost peed on myself from laughing Little tourist to mom: We are jaywalking, yay! –Outside Sak’s Overheard by: also jaywalking Guy on cell: … So it’s fucked up, nights in the city. Everyone jaywalks, and they all wear black… Shit, good point! Blacks! … Yeah, you get a black guy wearing black, jaywalking — that’s a perfect storm of trouble! … I dunno, but I bet it has something to do with why insurance is so high… –Broadway & Bleecker Two guys cross street on ‘Don’t walk’ signal as car is coming. Traffic cop: Hit ’em! Hit ’em! –35th & 5th Overheard by: mike Loud grandma tourist blocking crosswalk: What’s the matter with these people?! Why are they crossing the street? Can’t they see the ‘No crossing’ sign? Where do they think they’re going? –Times Square Tourist woman to crowd of pedestrians: No, don’t cross! Here comes the big red hand! –51st & 5th Overheard by: Micaela