Wednesday One-Liners: 'That's What She Said'

Biology professor to students: Now that you've got the basic structure, I'm going to bone you for a while.

--NYU

Overheard by: i'm in the hard class

Conductor: Okay, folks, we're actually running ahead of schedule. We'll be stopping for approximately 40 minutes, so if you like you can get out and spread your legs. Spread your-- stretch your legs...

--Amtrak train into Penn

Overheard by: KT

Woman on cell: It's from the car accident. I can't really move my head, and he woke up stiff this morning, and that never happens.

--5 train

Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer

Woman: Maggie has stopped eating. She's just not putting as many things in her mouth as she used to.


--Union Square market

Girl on cell: Hey, Mom. Hold on a second, I'm gonna three-way Dad... Oh, wow, weird.

--Jamaica Station

Overheard by: Mike

Guy on PA: Hey, Mark, could you do me a favor? Just put it in, please? Yeah, I need you to put it in right now. Thanks, Mark!

--PATH

Overheard by: Ferocious Russian