Driver: Some people want to go to work, some people want to go home, some people want to go into your pockets… Watch for pickpockets. –B44 bus Overheard by: Katia Bus driver: This is the express bus to Boston. We’ll arrive at 10:00, 10:30, whichever is earlier. –Port Authority bus terminal Bus driver: Happy New Year’s everyone. This is the New Year’s bus. I hope someone is looking over my roasted pork chops in the oven back there. I got some collard greens and potatoes cookin’ as well. Let’s get this bus movin’. –101 bus, 68th & 3rd Overheard by: Sashanyc Bus driver who wouldn’t let anyone pay to get on, claiming she’d won the lottery: Nice day today, huh? Y’all wanna go to the beach? Bring a blanket? Three p.m. — meet me at a secret location. MTA going your way! They won’t mind if I take it for a few hours. Madison is next. –M79 bus, 79th & 5th Overheard by: mar Bus driver to boarding passengers: If you have a name that starts with a letter, move to the back of the bus. –86th St crosstown bus Overheard by: Hannah Rose