Security guard to another: … So if you really want to take a gamble you buy a baby. –Lobby, Psych building, NYU Woman on cell: … And then he said he gonna kick mah baby ‘cross the street! –Union Square Overheard by: what?? Guy on skates to chick: … And these people, they eat their babies… –West Village Overheard by: Joe is So Friggin Amazing Chick on cell: So, she trusted this woman to watch over her baby, right? And then she takes the baby to the zoo for a photo shoot and comes back with the wrong baby! –Grocery store, 8th St & Ave C Man on phone: So, what? You don’t want me to be in the baby’s life anymore? … Well, you know what? I did your sister! [Hangs up angrily.] –Starbucks, 66th & 3rd Lady: So I said to my sistah, ‘I ain’t goin’ to spend my weed money on your baby’s diapers!’ –Fulton Mall