Woman: Come here, sweetheart! You lousy fucking Puerto Rican scum! –4th & MacDougal Construction worker to another: Come here, I’ll buy you some food ’cause you’re my man. What, you want Puerto Rican food? They’ve got Puerto Rican food here. –Burger King, 46th St, between 5th & 6th Ave Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster Suit: Have you ever been to Croatia? They treated me like a god just for being Puerto Rican. –M31 bus, between Madison & Lex Dude: Nawww, don’t go to Puerto Rico. It’s just like New Jersey! –Outside Caliente Cab Co.