Wednesday One-Liners Are Unincorporated Territory

Woman: Come here, sweetheart! You lousy fucking Puerto Rican scum!

--4th & MacDougal

Construction worker to another: Come here, I'll buy you some food 'cause you're my man. What, you want Puerto Rican food? They've got Puerto Rican food here.

--Burger King, 46th St, between 5th & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster

Suit: Have you ever been to Croatia? They treated me like a god just for being Puerto Rican.

--M31 bus, between Madison & Lex

Dude: Nawww, don't go to Puerto Rico. It's just like New Jersey!

--Outside Caliente Cab Co.