Non-Consensual Wednesday One-Liners

Guy on cell: Hell yeah, I'll go rape Eminem!

--33rd St, Astoria

Overheard by: Christine

Drunk girl: If you rape me with that stuffed animal again, I'm gonna hurt you!

--6 train

NYU Student: It is hard to rape a tree.

--715 Broadway

Hobo: You cannot rape women! It is illegal!

--12th St & 4th Ave

Overheard by: sober eavesdropper

Woman: Why do you always have to start with gang rape?

--82nd St & West End

Overheard by: Mosteen.

Girl: Did you read the New York Times? The elephants are, like, raping the rhinoceros!

--Silver Center, NYU

Overheard by: Genevieve