So Now She's Skinnier Than Me!

Tiny gym bunny: I've had a really hard past couple of years...
Gym guy: Really?
Tiny gym bunny: Yeah, last year my mom got breast cancer...
Gym guy: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Tiny gym bunny: Yeah, and to top it off, I got fat!
Gym guy: Pardon?

--Crunch Gym, 13th & Broadway