I Never Go Anywhere without My Interpreter

Guy #1: My girlfriend is making me go see the Rachel Ray show live.
Guy #2: Why? Man, you need to put that shit to rest.
Guy #1: What does that even mean?
Guy #3: He's saying you're a pussy-whipped fag and that your girlfriend is a bitch.

--6 train

Overheard by: Shreve-ey-ey