See That Ivory Tower?

Dumbass: So, what do you do?
Woman: I'm working on getting my PhD in pre-Columbian studies.
Dumbass: Oh... What does that mean?
Woman: Yeah, I usually get that reaction from people outside the realm of academia.
Dumbass: Academia? Where's that?

--Bar, the Village

Overheard by: Wishing I was in Academia