Melinda Experiences Multi-Level Embarrassment

Guy: I have a confession to make.
Girl: Can't you make it to me after the movie?
Guy: I can't help it, but I took a picture of your butthole last night while you were dozing.
Girl: You what?!
Obese lady in front row: Would you queers shut the fuck up?! I'm trying to watch this shit!

--AMC Theater, 42nd St

Overheard by: Scott