Tourist: What’s that entrance right over there… Where it says, ‘Exit’? –Museum of Natural History Overheard by: Ms. Dubs Man to wife and children: I don’t know why you’re following me! I have no clue where I’m going! –Rockefeller Center Drunk male tourist: What time does Times Square close? –Outside Yankee Stadium Overheard by: Genissimo Southern tourist dad: ‘Papa Yaking’? What in the hell kinda crazy Jewish name is that? –14th & 7th Overheard by: Manhattman Fat Southern lady with teal leggings standing beside fat man with large rodeo belt buckle and USS Nimitz hat to security guard: We’re tourists… –MoMA Overheard by: Daniel B