Woman: You wanna have a gang bang? Then I’m not being nice today. –32nd & 6th Ghetto girl: While you was kissing him he was eatin’ her out. –Penn Station Woman on cell: What would I do without you? Who would archive my threesomes? –Columbia University Overheard by: Nipples McFreaky Cabbie, after four girls exit cab: Usually when four white girls get into cab and say, ‘Harlem,’ they are going to see their man for a gang bang. –109th & Madison Overheard by: wish i lived in harlem back then Little girl: I can’t wait to tell my class about polyamory! –Amtrak out of Penn Station Overheard by: Nipples Guy on cell: There was a blonde-haired girl and a brown-haired girl. I did everything to the brown-haired girl! –Bedford Ave, between N 3rd & N 4th Overheard by: chloe Blonde chick on cell: No, you wouldn’t like them. They aren’t into orgies. –Astor Place