Professor to unresponsive class: So, how do you know when a scene is over? Yeah, you just know, like porn. –Sarah Lawrence College Professor: Don’t mess with Socratic ninjas. –NYU Law Professor to silent class: Come on, what do you think? Someone say something. It’s kind of like sex. Sometimes you don’t want to do it, but you have to do what you have to do. –Columbia University Professor: I was whipped by a crazed dwarf in a cave for a month! Then I married him! –Fordham University Overheard by: Ali Professor turning off powerpoint: And now we kick it old school. –NYU Cantor Overheard by: Jesse SVA professor: Woo, I’m so jazzed today — it’s like I’m on crystal meth! [Students laugh.] No, seriously, I never did crystal meth! Speed, sure. Quaaludes, of course, but not crystal meth. Never. Nope. Oxycodone, maybe. –SVA building Overheard by: SUSAN Professor: The Native Americans even have biological differences… except for the Native Americans of Australia. –History class, Hunter College Overheard by: tanechka