Mom to toddler screaming in stroller: That’s it, sweetie. Let it all out. Doesn’t that feel good? –TJ Maxx, 19th & 6th Overheard by: Manhattman Mom to toddler: Joseph, stop walking like a tourist! –51st & 5th Overheard by: Gillian Mother to toddler running into automatic revolving door: You best not hurt yourself or I will fuck you up! –Port Authority Overheard by: HelloClairice Man to child in stroller: … Then we push her over the edge of the cliff. That’s called getting even! –President & 5th Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: George Mother to three-year-old daughter: Hey, it’s Santa on the phone. And you know what he says? Stop taking my credit cards. –Metro-North train Overheard by: lish Mom to two small children struggling to get through the crowd: Just push them all as hard as you can! Use your fists and elbows, too! –34th & 6th Overheard by: Ivy270 Father hand-in-hand with seven-year-old boy who’s singing national anthem: That’s right, sing it loud and sing it wrong. –Times Square