Guy to chick with him: I’d hold your hand, but my heart hates uggoes. –67th & 1st Girl watching two hot Mormon guys walk by: I think it evens out. I have actually seen ugly Mormons. –Flatbush & 5th Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: stephanie k Dude: Yeah, she’s not ugly, but she’s definitely not pretty. But she wants me to set her up with one of my friends. I told her that they’re all either married or ugly, but then I realized I should set her up with one of the uglies because it’ll help her self esteem. –Rangers Game, Madison Square Garden Overheard by: Veronica Hoochie: I mean, he’s not the ugliest guy I’ve made out with. I made out with a guy who looked like Alf. –Time Warner Center Overheard by: Tater Tot Old guy: I’m a good judge of character. That’s why I never talk to her. That and because she’s got a face like a foot. I never talk to ugly people. –Viacom elevator, 1515 Broadway