White woman with white pooch on cell: I fucking hate white people. –19th & Park Chick: Yeah, I always wanted to do that play in high school, but then I was like, ‘Oh, yeah, I’m white.’ –13th & 5th Overheard by: Sarah Hobo to group of teen hipster girls: Oh my god, you ladies are beautiful! And you’re all white! –Bleecker St Black chick: When I was little I thought that white people pooped white. –35th & 8th Old black lady to others outside office building being investigated for the smell of gas: … And then I saw all the white people leaving, so I left. –15th & 8th Overheard by: Evacuated Employee