Clueless white lady: Oh, I wanted to see this Dave Chappelle’s Black Party— I mean, uh… –Virgin Megastore, Union Square White guy: I didn’t call him a monkey because he was black, I called him a monkey because he’s a fucking retard. –Washington Square North Overheard by: Rachel W. Little Dominican boy to teacher: How come only black people get to be Indians? –Plains Indians exhibit, Museum of Natural History Old white lady trips over middle-aged white guy’s luggage: You’re just as bad as the black people! –Grand Central Overheard by: trying to get out of the way Black guy to white guy in giant afro wig: Yeah, I wish I could be black. –St. Mark’s Pl