Teen: Don’t touch my freshman! –Brooklyn Tech Overheard by: Liz Teen boy: I can’t scream. I lost my voice doing the Hokey Pokey. –98th & 5th Overheard by: Matthew K Johnson Thug teen: Hey, guys, you see those cops over there? Watch this… Fuck the police! Hahaha — oh, shit, they’re coming over here… Run! –Park Slope Overheard by: Mike N 14-year-old girl: I had like eight shots of vodka, and I didn’t get drunk or anything. I just couldn’t feel my face. –Forest Hills Overheard by: Sofa Teen kid: Dude, there’s like nothing to do here. –Central Park West