No, Mom! Not the Face!

Customer: They don't have stars today like we had. This Britney Spears...
Owner: She's a pig.
Customer: She's a pig.
Owner: She's a pig.
Customer: She's a pig! You know what's wrong with her? Her mother shoulda smacked her in the mouth more often.

--Pet store, 25th & 3rd, Sunset Park

Overheard by: Pippa