Somebody Hasn't Had His Tie Tied in a Long Time

Yuppie girl #1: Last night I actually had to tie Dave's tie for him.
Yuppie girl #2: Dave, please be more inept.
Yuppie girl #1: I know. It's sad. Where the fuck would guys be without us girls?
Middle-aged man: Still in the Garden of Eden, you gullible bitch.

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Alex