Puerto Rican girl to another: I never dated a white guy, ’cause they got bad taste in underwear. –Subway station, Times Square Overheard by: Mama Chick: … So I was dancing in the kitchen in my underwear and I looked out the window and the orthodox Yeshiva student guy that lives across the building from me was just staring open-mouthed. I’m never gonna open the curtains in the kitchen again. –181st St Overheard by: LSB Mother to toddler son: Now, honey, close your eyes. This isn’t for you. –Frederick’s of Hollywood, King’s Plaza Queer: I totally go out of my way to wear edible thongs to work. –Library Bar, Houston & Ave A Overheard by: Rachel W. Teen girl quickly descending staircase: I didn’t wear a bra again today. My boobs are bouncing down these stairs! –Notre Dame Academy, Staten Island Suit on cell: Well, I mean, I have thongs… But I really don’t consider those underwear… –W 4th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Laura