Woman to friend: It just wasn’t what they imagined when they dreamed of going to jail. –5th Ave, Park Slope Overheard by: MK LA bimbette to another: I think, like, everyone I know has been arrested. I mean, like, who hasn’t been charged with a drunk and disorderly at least once? –R train Chick to friend: Yeah, he got a lot of gold chains, but that’s an investment… That’s bail. –Bus, Port Authority Guy leaving subway: Hey, baby, I’m home! One more day and I’m not in jail! –Subway entrance, 125th St Overheard by: Leaving Harlem Teen thug: Man, I never had to spend Valentine’s Day with my mom… If her boyfriend wasn’t in jail she wouldn’t be bothering me. –Eastern Pkwy Library Chick to boyfriend: So, that’s what you learned in prison? –Central Park