Gleeful girl to friend: Hey, do you like child trafficking?! –Union Square Overheard by: NYCtrippedmyconscience Hobo sitting on ground cleaning a trumpet, to hot lady passerby: Hey, don’t fucking look at me — I’m too old for you! –51st & 2nd Overheard by: Outlaw 20-ish chick on cell: I only fucked that scum-sucking man-whore because my ex was fucking an 18-year-old. –Bleecker & Broadway Teacher with group of kids on field trip: It’s so hard to find a tall, skinny senior boy. –C train Overheard by: ej Teen girl: Yeah, Renata can totally pull off pedophilia. –C train Overheard by: sarah