Girl on cell, smiling and laughing: Maybe because he’s a cripple! –Pavilion Movie Theater Overheard by: Jamie F Running tween girl to friend: I’m going to give you breast cancer, you idiot! –Times Square Yuppie woman on cell and pushing empty wheelchair: Honey, guess what? I’m not a paraplegic anymore! No, seriously! Isn’t that great?! –12th & 3rd Suit on cell: You shouldn’t feel bad for the boy who cried uterine trouble. –A train Overheard by: Sue Woman to street vendor: That’s the problem with my inverted uterus… –Prince & Broadway Overheard by: BT Genius holding her breath to cure hiccups: Oh my god, I hate the hiccups. I mean, seriously. The hiccups are the most annoying thing ever. Like, if I had the choice of having cancer or the hiccups, I would choose cancer. I mean, I know people who’ve had cancer, and the hiccups are way more annoying. –N train Overheard by: jessica Jersey chick to friend, after denying deaf panhandler: I mean, if he were missing a limb or something, that would be one thing… –NJT train from Penn Station Overheard by: gotta draw the line somewhere