Conductor: Hey, clear the closing doors, bitch. –8th St Chick on cell: So, how did your date go? Did she call the police on you this week? … Did she have you escorted out of her building this week? … No? Then why did you call me? You just wanted to tell me that? … Oh, you had a big fight? Was it because she’s a crazy bitch? –225th & Broadway Overheard by: Rose Fox Eight-year-old boy to younger kid: If we were in prison you’d be my bitch! –Hudson & Christopher Overheard by: Talia Black man: Went out, got that bitch some food. Bitch was hungry. Got her some food, took her out back, and she sucked my dick. Licked my balls. She’s only 21. Gonna marry that bitch. –34th & 8th Guy to buddy: No, it actually sucks because she’s a selfish bitch. She switched our cell phones because mine vibrates better… So she can get off in her cube. –Hershey store, Times Square Dude on cell: Well… Well, there’s groups of bitches. There’s, like, a group of bitches here… and a group of bitches there. –Outside bar, 32nd & 4th, Brooklyn Overheard by: A Lone Bitch Guy in full yellow suit with matching hat: I don’t get this girl. You know what I’m saying, ’cause you know I’m the nicest nigga to a bitch. –Waiting for the L, Union Square