Oh, Watch Out for That Homeless Guy

Dude #1: So, she lied to her parents about what third world country she went to?
Dude #2: Yeah, I guess so.
Dude #1: Wait, where did she really go?
Dude #2: I don't know -- Thailand, Vietnam or Kenya... Somewhere with poor people.
Dude #1: Damn.

--A train