He Was Never 'Just Saying,' and He Never Called 'No Homo'

Youth #1: Man, I'm just jokin'.
Youth #2: Yeah, but every joke has some truth in it.
Youth #1: Where'd you hear that? Who said it?
Youth #2: I don't know... Confucius.
Youth #1: Confucius didn't say that! Confucius didn't make jokes! He was a serious dude!

--Queens-bound F train

Overheard by: jb