Girl: So, are you still getting me pregnant this weekend?
Confused boyfriend: … What?
Girl: Oh. Did I not tell you about that? –TKTS booth, Times Square Overheard by: Kevin Headline by: ilemanzer Runners-Up: · “Did You Not Get the Memo Stapled to the Condom?” – Ashez · “He shoots, She whores!” – Qasar · “I Want To Have Your Abortion” – travis · “The Girl’s Guide to Getting Your Boyfriend to Listen: Part 1” – Heather S · “Yeah, I’m Obligating.” – kerm
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